Category Archives: BAGS

totes

black bag: Ann Demeulmeester, 2002 | brown bag: Souks – Marrakech, 2008

 

these bags toted wardrobe for several characters as well as jewelry, shoes, props, and other necessities– what a stylish TV crewman i was.

the brown bag i bought from a souk in Marrakech for about 200 US dollars. the black Ann Demeulmeester, by contrast, cost a bit more than that. i’m just sayin.

 

before the hurricane

top: Geld Iaz, 2006 | pants: Geld Iaz, 2000 | shoes: Yves St Laurent, 2010 | bag: Yves St Laurent, 2008

 

haa, a "street style blogger" stopped me on West 3rd St and asked if she could take my picture. i never feel comfortable with it, but i don’t want to refuse because i feel bad. but their photos never really turn out that well so i think i might have to start saying no thank you from now on. sorry, but this street style blogging thing is like the new food blogging– it’s starting to get kinda totally outta hand, it’s ridiculous.

oh by the way, remember when i mentioned "my geld-iaz black twisted kungfu pants" and how at one point Calvin Klein was even sweating them? well these are from the same collection, except the ones Calvin Klein was sweating were the wider version. i don’t have those anymore though, somebody bought them– yes, practically right off my ass— and i never bothered to replace them. i really liked them though (much better than these), so maybe someday…

 

animal planet

top: Geld Iaz, 2004 | pants: Geld Iaz, 2003 | handbag: Fendi, 2007

 

i’d actually brought and worn these pieces on my trip to the Aeolian Islands but i realized later that maybe, although the top was fine, the pants may have been something of an aesthetic faux pas. it’s been brought to my attention that animal prints (or anything else animal-y, like meat for example) could be considered by some maritime purists as a bit of a murky sea/land creature dichotomy. (i’m not exactly sure how people in the sea fit into this equation, but whatever.)

something for you to keep in mind while you’re packing for your next world cruise aboard the Queen Elizabeth. i’m just sayin.

 

evil

top: Geld Iaz, 2001 | pants: Missoni, 2011 | eyewear: Chanel, 2004 | bag: Missoni, 2011

 

sigh.

dude, don’t even get me started. all i’m going to say is: there is seriously some sick twisted shit going on in the world right now. how some people can even sleep at night and then look at themselves in the mirror come morning is completely beyond me.

[ and no i am not talking about stupid fucking Casey Anthony geezus fucking christ. ]