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attention kmart shoppers

vest: Adidas SLVR, 2011 | pants: ? (Kmart), 2008 | boots: Sportmax Max Mara, 2010 | hoodie sweater: Michael Kors (men’s), 2006 | eyewear: Gucci, 2004

 

maybe you’re not aware, but the best place to get Hanes teeshirts is Kmart. so one day while i was on my way to the men’s underwear section i spotted these pants in the children’s department. they’re reversible even, the other side is red with black stripes. i think i paid around $12 for them.

i get complimented on them all the time. i finally got tired of explaining to people that they’re from Kmart kids, so now i just lie and say they’re Gaultier. and then people really love them.

 

military

dress: Geld Iaz, 1998 | jeans: Gap, 2005 | coat: LGB / If Six Was Nine, 2005 | shoes: Dior, 2005 | cover-up (under coat): Initial [Hong Kong], 2009 | hat: vintage authentic Russian air force (flea market), 2007

 

you know those weirdos who persistently mistake kindness for weakness and only become nice when you start to treat them like shit in return?

no? it’s a difficult concept to grasp, i know. but, give it a try on one of those inexplicable perennial assholes in your life, what have you got to lose. works like a charm every time, believe that.

 

tulum

eyewear: Gucci, 2004

 

spent the day in Tulum but only got to really see Casa Violeta, because it turned out we ran into a bazillion people from New York there. holy cow it was like a scene out of La Esquina– solo con sol, arena, y el mar. ha ha aha lemme put it this way: if Ferret knew about this place, for sure he’d make a pitstop on his way home from St Barth.

fabulous.