i came across an old script submission for a pilot of PX This: The Series. ha ha ha ha hah ohh my how far we’ve come. i must admit this one is pretty hilarious though. maybe we will save it for further down the road. way way way way further down the road.
remember when New York magazine was the first to announce the coming of PX This? i kinda wonder why they decided to place a fucked-up PX This logo alongside Samantha Bee rather than the photograph of "me" (which was the only one circulating the Internets at the time). they made it look as though Sam Bee was involved with PX This, rather than Bee vs Diaz, which i’m pretty sure placing that picture above the passage is really supposed to depict.
INT. BOOK STORE – DAY
Author WENDE (“Wendy”) DE LOS REYES sits at a display table, signing copies of her best-seller, PX This. She is a super-hot filipina, 32 (looks more like 22). The majority of autograph-seekers are fat baldies. A baldie approaches the desk and hands his book to Wende.
i should maybe clarify that my unequivocal stance on this issue is: if it’s food it’s fair game. i may be sorta ambivalent in general, but i know for sure i absolutely do not approve of people imposing their judgment on others without authority.
assault with a bag of flour, really? now all that makes me want to do is express support for the victim, which is something i thought i’d never ever ever ever do. so ya know– good going, bravo.
i’m just sayin.