same day | same time | same fucked up hair style

"… you look so different in all your pics… Do you style your own outfits? And hair and makeup…?"

hee eheee, no— i have a team of renowned experts fly in every day to meticulously curate my assiduously assembled outfits to impeccably create that optimal carelessly-thrown-together haphazard look.

come on now, peoples. you’re so silly :P